The cons of international book shipping when you live in Bumduck, Nowhere, on the outskirts.

*turns on camera*

*adjustes camera so that it shows me*

*takes a deep breath*

It's been 36 days since I was e-mailed that my book was being shipped to me. 36 days and around 7 hours.

But I look around and look around and look around and don't see my beautiful hardcover sitting anywhere near me, at its rightful place.

I am scared.

What if something happened to it and I am still unaware? What if it gets lonely and needs me? What if it gets ripped?

*chokes on own breath* I'm okay. I'm okay.

I don't sleep at nights anymore. I dream with my eyes open that I caress its beautiful spine and hug it close to my chest. My bby.

Meet the Idiot, a.k.a. meet the blogger.

Greetings, cosmic children of the universe. Welcome to my serenity circle. Please, leave all bad vibes outside the healing vortex (if it still exists. I am still in experimental mode).
Obviously, you, who visited this particular page, have already realised that I seriously do not know how to run this thing because this is my first post on my second attempt to create this in a way that I enjoyed. For now, I'll allow it.

To those of you, that do not know who I am, let me give a few pieces of info:

• My name is Anna. Very difficult name to remember, I know.
• I am 21 years old (I think? I was born in the 1994. '90s kids are the best, I know.)
• I am a Hobbit. I do not leave my house, I eat and I read books. And I watch movies.
• I am also less than 5'3'' (1.595m to be precise), so another reason why I am a Hobbit.
• I speak sarcasm. So if you feel offended by anything I might have said, ask me before forming a negative opinion.
• I live for superhero movies, but if there is one that I deem idiotic, I will never watch it. (I am looking at you, Green Lantern.)
• I don't know how to make graphics, so if you expect to see graphics of if you think the ones I will use are horrible, you are right. I'm open to assistance and recommendations, though. (That point was a bit random.)
• I will probably use this page mostly to store my reviews from Goodreads and to rant about movies I liked or didn't like.
• If you want to know more about me, find all those other links on the right side of the page (those little round things...yeah) and check those. FYI, I'm on goodreads every day so most chances are on that button. Second comes twitter because I get notifications on my phone.
• I don't know how often I'll update this, but if you check it on your own, then it is possible I already love you.

Is there anything else to write on this little meet-and-greet? I can't think of anything else right now, so if you need anything ring me. Or find on those other sites. Seriously.

You have officially met the Idiot now.

Until next time.